Being that I’m a huge fan of anything homoerotic tough guy who loves MMA (GRR, MOUNT POSITION), I saw this story a
few days ago but was waiting on more info.
Anyway, the story is UFC middleweight Rich Franklin (wrongly credited as middleweight champ by Variety – he’s actually former middleweight champ ever since Anderson Silva gave him the first of two involuntary nose jobs), will be starring in a Weapon, alongside Tiffani (the “I” at the end stands for “hI, I’m a whore”) Thiessen and… FILMDRUNK’S MAN OF THE YEAR, BRUCE GREENWOOD! As previously reported, Bruce Greenwood:
• invented an inflatable hat shaped like the Vancouver Stadium Dome for The Grey Cup of 1983
• can do a definitive rogue elephant trumpeting impression
• can’t own a pet because of his travels but does have a cement dog named Rascal
• says he could kick Rich Franklin’s ass and that Rich is a pussy if he doesn’t fight him [BruceGreenwood.com]
Sorry, got off track there. It’s just that Bruce is such a fascinating human being. Anyway, the movie. “In the pic, a U.S. border patrol agent (Thiessen) apprehends a genetically engineered super-soldier (Franklin) but runs into trouble when the soldier’s creator (Greenwood) starts hunting them down.” Which sounds to me like I should help you find naked pictures of Tiffani Thiessen (here and here – NWS, if your boss is a pussy).