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By / 12.19.07

Some Korean dude (Byeong-Heon Lee) and some hot chick (Rachel Nichols, pictured) will play Storm Shadow and Shana "Scarlett" O’Hara in Stephen Sommers’ upcomng GI Joe adaptation, joining the previously cast Ray Park and Sienna Miller.

So far, the best thing I can say about this is that the Korean dude’s first name sounds a lot like Dave Chappelle’s Howard Dean impression (video after jump).  Byah!

Because other than that, it’s still a bad idea directed by the guy who did Van Helsing – a guy who I wouldn’t hire as a wedding photographer.  I know movie execs don’t read, but don’t they at least watch movies?

Look, I just think some people are qualified to be filmmakers and other people are qualified to be ground up and fed to starving African children.  I guess I’m just old-fashioned like that.   

PETIT UPDATE: As reader Jacktion! so helpfully points out, Rachel here’s been photographed kinda sorta naked before


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