This is the fake trailer for McCracken vs. Jesus, pitting Kingpin‘s Big Ern McCracken (Bill Murray) against Jesus Quintana (John Turturro) from The Big Lebowski. Dear Hollywood, why can’t you make this instead of Meet the Spartans?
You know, the Jesus is so awesome that I’d probably let him molest my children. I mean, I’m just saying. I’m gonna be a great father.