Here’s a nice little video from David Spade on Funny or Die called ‘There Will Be Oscars’.
"Johnny Depp can sing; who gives a fuck? I sing in the shower, no one’s throwing awards over the curtain."
"Tim Burton’s not a genius, I have some bad news for you people."
"Michael Clayton? H.W. calls it ‘Michael Gay-ton’. That’s a burn."
Christ, it’s almost like I wrote it myself! But I didn’t. David Spade did. He’s five foot six and he bangs playmates. Mega frownies :-( :-(
[Thanks to DF for the tip]
I want more like this!
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