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YAHOO REPORTS ON JIM CARREY’S BALLS

By 04.30.08

Here’s the Yahoo News story accompanying the picture to your left.

We’ve seen Jim Carrey green. We’ve seen him edgy. We’ve seen him dumb (and dumber). But we’ve never seen him, um, packing.  We know very little about his role in the upcoming comedy I Love You Phillip Morris, except that he obviously plays a character with very large cojones. And an affinity for Italian designers.

To paraphrase: "We don’t know much about what’s going on other than Jim Carrey’s balls look really big.  You can’t see the actual balls because we cropped the picture at his chest, but trust us, they’re there."  Awesome, solid work.  They must’ve gone to the Fuck It Check Somewhere Else School of Journalism (Alumnus, class of ’04).  I’ve included the full picture below (Jim Carrey’s balls don’t actually look that big, but Yahoo is run by spider monkeys). 

Here’s the breakdown of the movie: 

Based on a book by Houston Chronicle crime reporter Steve McVicker, the fact-based film casts Carrey as Steven Russell, a married father whose exploits landed him in the Texas criminal justice system. He fell madly in love with his cellmate, who eventually was set free, which led Russell to escape from Texas prisons four times. Ewan McGregor and Leslie Mann co-star. [ComingSoon]

The movie was written and directed by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa, who previously scripted Bad Santa, a guilty pleasure of mine (probably number four behind autoerotic asphyxiation). Anyway, keep up the great work, Yahoo. 

[Picture source = TheBadandUgly, obviously] 

 


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