(300 is Homophobic Turtle’s favorite movie, because all the guys are so tough and manly.)
A few days ago, Collider broke the news that The Fall director Tarsem Singh was attached to direct Gods of War, a film from the producers of 300 who planned to “use the stuff they learned on 300” to make another Greek epic about a war between the Gods and the humans.
Today, Variety reports that Warner has greenlit Clash of the Titans (which is also basically a Greek God-war story) with Incredible Hulk director Louis Leterrier attached.
But wait, there’s more! The same producers who discussed Gods of War also report that they’re working on a prequel or sequel to 300. Hooray for originality! But on the plus side… It’s rainin’ men… in skirts! With washboard abs! Someone hold my ankles while I do these situps – it’s time to get sweaty! Toga! Toga! Toga!