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HOORAY, LET’S ALL COPY FRANK MILLER!

By 06.27.08

(300 is Homophobic Turtle’s favorite movie, because all the guys are so tough and manly.)

A few days ago, Collider broke the news that The Fall director Tarsem Singh was attached to direct Gods of War, a film from the producers of 300 who planned to “use the stuff they learned on 300” to make another Greek epic about a war between the Gods and the humans.

Today, Variety reports that Warner has greenlit Clash of the Titans (which is also basically a Greek God-war story) with Incredible Hulk director Louis Leterrier attached.

But wait, there’s more!  The same producers who discussed Gods of War also report that they’re working on a prequel or sequel to 300. Hooray for originality!  But on the plus side… It’s rainin’ men… in skirts!  With washboard abs!  Someone hold my ankles while I do these situps – it’s time to get sweaty!  Toga! Toga! Toga!


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