As a 44-year-old disputed UFC Heavyweight champion and complete, undisputed badass, you’d think it’d be hard to make Randy Couture look unintimidating. All the credit goes to the producers of the direct-to-DVD feature The Scorpion King 2. Way to take a guy famous for beating the crap out of younger, bigger men and turn him into someone who gives the kids a good mild scare on the way to the hay ride. RAWRRR!! Ha, just kidding, little buddy. Here, have a Butterfingers.
Prepare to be rocked like a hurricane, August 19th! I blame you for this, Dana White.
[Thanks to Liam for the tip]