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WEEKEND PREVIEW: WALL E VS. WANTED

By 06.27.08

Opening this weekend in wide release

Wall-E
If you think you’re cuter than this robot, you probably hate yourself deep down and are subconsciously trying to make yourself feel better by overcompensating.  Maybe you were molested as a child.  I mean, I’m just sayin’.  The robot’s pretty cute. 

Wanted
I’ve read good reviews of this from critics I respect, but from the clips I’ve seen, the fancy visuals don’t outweigh James McAvoy’s facial gymnastics, the constant whining, and the bad, annoying accent.  Fancy action scenes in a movie like this seem like putting lipstick on a pig, or a monocle on a retard. Okay, that second one might actually be pretty sweet.


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