DJ Caruso, who’s not an actual DJ, but rather the director of Eagle Eye, revealed that he’ll be adapting a comic book called Y: The Last Man. He wants Shia LaBeouf for the lead and a release in 2010, and hopes to turn it into a trilogy. All the fanboys say Y: the Last Man is a great comic book. I wouldn’t know because I prefer books without pictures in them and thumbing my nose at the peasantry.
Y: The Last Man is my favorite comic book series of all time. Shia would play Yorick Brown, a young amateur escape artist, and his Capuchin monkey [Shia playing both the hero and a monkey? I smell Oscar – Ed.], Ampersand, who instantly become the last two men on Earth after something mysterious simultaneously kills every mammal possessing a Y chromosome – including embryos, fertilized eggs, and even sperm. Society is plunged into chaos as infrastructures collapse and the surviving women everywhere try to cope with the loss of the men. Yorick goes on a mission to find his girlfriend Beth, who was on vacation in Australia. [/film]
Wait, so this dude finds out he’s living out the plot of countless pornos and his first thought is to go to Australia to meet up with his girlfriend? I have a new name for this comic book, World’s Hugest Pussy.