When this Rennaissance Faire movie was first announced, it was called Ye Olde Times and the cast included Lindsay Lohan, Jack Black, Cary Elwes, Matthew Lillard, David Arquette, Ann-Margret, and Orlando Jones – basically, a bad acid trip. Of that group, only Lillard and Ann-Margret are still around, but now they’ve added Christina Ricci*, Owen Benjamin, Nadine Velazquez, Bill Engvall and Cedric the Entertainer.
Benjamin (“The House Bunny”) will play an eager drama school grad whose new Renaissance Faire theater troupe makes him their fetch boy. His hopes and libido rise when he spots a Faire virgin (Ricci), but swashbuckling colleagues threaten to thwart their budding romance. [THR]
Great synopsis, I have a vagina now. Anyway, to properly reflect how much shittier this sounds, they also changed the title to All’s Faire in Love. You should know by now that no movie with a cutesy play on words in the title has ever been good. Ever. See also: Wedding Daze, Maid in Manhattan, Made of Honor, etc. Anyway, this will probably go straight to DVD, so I’m not sure why I even wrote about it. I guess to make us all feel better about ourselves. Any time I’m feeling down, I just say to myself, “Hey, at least I’m not Bill Engvall.”
*The tattoo on her boob looks like this (NWS), in case you were wondering