Opening this weekend
Choke - Sam Rockwell? Chuck Palahniuk? Sex addiction? Historical interpreting? Yes, please. Polite suggestion: needs more tigers.
Miracle at St. Anna - You know how back in WWII, white motherf-ckers be all savin’ Italians like this? But then a brother comes along and he’s all like…
Nights in Rodanthe - Mmm, old people love scenes, my favorite. Her puffy vag, his old… balls, lovingly lit, accompanied by lilting string music. Seriously, where do I sign up?