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BRETT RATNER OFFICIALLY RUMORED FOR CONAN

By 10.17.08

Based on info from remarkably prolific movie blog tipster “Anonymous,” AICN today is reporting that “it appears to be official that Brett Ratner is directing” the upcoming Conan the Barbarian movie, the screenplay for which is currently being written by the guys from Outlander.   The only question now is which asinine internet meme will Ratner choose to reference this time.  My money’s on Conan Rave, seen above.  Although I have been trying to make the camel punching scene happen for some time now.  Maybe Conan will punch the camel and then Chris Tucker will run over and yell “You got knocked da f-ckout!”

Chris Tucker and a camel?  Shit, somebody write this down.


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