“Cold blood”, get it? LOL! Seriously though, does this remind anyone else of Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People?
Peter DeLuise FTW.
How did the Wampa grow it’s arm back???
Fun fact: If I were to ever be forcibly sodomized, that picture is exactly what it would look like. Forcibly being the key word there.
I would beauxn this poster.
Also, you cant force the willing , JHC.
Meanwhile, Rape Stove was a hit at Cannes.
J, I.. I.. oh wow. Just, wow.
This is part of the Maneater Series. Up next- Cock Tastes Like Chicken When Cooked, written and directed by Jeffrey Dahmer.
Hmm… two Vancouver actors and a shitload of snow… all indications are this is one of those crappy Canadian movies.
Soundtrack by Hall and Oates.
Needs more Bruce Campbell.
You have got to be fucking kidding me:
Sequel: Yeti II Revenge is a dish best served cold
“As long as there’s plenty of more ice-related puns where that came from, it’ll be a hit… yeeeaaah, you can’t go wrong with puns” said Joel Schumaker when asked for comment
my vagina needs more Bruce Campbell
Eib, it sounds like your vagina is lacking in manly, sexy men. If I see one, I’ll send him your way.
MIZ: No doubt to be followed by Y3TI: My Life With the Chill Kill Cult
Fast forward to about the 4:30 mark:
How shitty movies are born:
“Hey, you remember that scene in Die Hard 2 when Bruce Willis kills that guy with an icicle?”
“Let’s do that for like 90 minutes.”
“Could we have a Yeti?”
“Fuck it, why not.”
“Excellent. Bring on the Gimp!”
“As long as there’s plenty of more ice-related puns where that came from, it’ll be a hit… yeeeaaah, you can’t go wrong with puns” said Joel Schumaker Jacktion! when asked for comment
c’mon, anybody could’a ficksed that one.
Please tell me Busy plays the Yeti.
4eti: You Scream, ICEream – In Horror!
Hey Stoney. Busy today?
Hey – any sign of that giant snow monster?
*tries to figure out if Stoney meant Busey, Burnsy, or Bizzy Bone, head explodes*
Alternate tag line: “In the Alps, no one can hear you yodel.”
Too lazy to log in as Mike the contractor to call me out on that one?
Dammit! I should have gone with Y3TI: Murder Cubed.
I’m gonna ignore this movie. In fact, I’m gonna give this movie the cold shoulder!
Important safety tip when confronted with a Yeti. Telling it that you’re Dom Deluise’s kid will not deter it.
You have to give them credit for that abominable spirit. They know it’s gonna suck, but they make it anyway.
I’ve seen this movie. Every time the Yeti puts its hat on, it says “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”
The scene on the poster looks like the room where I lost my virginty.
The picture was taken shortly after Peter delivered the punchline from the “Hey Yeti, do you have any trouble with your shit sticking to your fur?” joke.
This just in – the Yeti is being played by John Ratzenberger’s kid.
SP – Welcome to the Himalayas! Snow cone?
The picture was taken shortly after Peter sang “What would you dooOOoo for a Klondike Bar?”
No, my vagina has Gambit, its ceauxl.
I dont kneaux,that scene seems like it was stolen from Deliverance.
New up with fat ginger.
No parts for Ice Cube or Ice T in this shit? Vanilla Ice gots to be playing the title role though.
True story: this poster is based on a deleted Hoth scene in Empire Strikes Back.
That’s some extreme fucking wheelbarrowing.
My brother once got a skinned elbow when I pushed him into the carpet, but look at that shit. That yeti might be the worlds worst wheelbarrow steering guy ever.
Ha ha…rape is funny.
When are they going to make “21 Jump Street: Return 2 Da Streetz” so Peter DeLuise can finally make his comeback?!
I’ve heard of Rape Stove, the stove that rapes people…