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By 12.12.08

Now that Tom Cruise has been nominated for a Golden Globe for his portrayal of Les Grossman (a nomination which, let’s face it, is entirely conceivable that Cruise bribed and/or lobbied for), everyone wants to know what the next step for the character is.  And by ‘everyone’, I mean people who get paid to kiss celebrity ass for a living.

“I’ve talked about doing different videos with the character,” Cruise said. “I’ve started working with Ben [Stiller] on it, and we’ve kind of talked about different things to do. We were gonna do some in our free time, but we haven’t found the free time…yet.” [E! Online]

Wow, is that a threat?  Look, I know there are actually lots of respectable people who thought Les Grossman was funny. But if you’re one of them, ask yourself what was funny about it: was it the character, the dialog, the makeup, a combination of the three; or Tom Cruise’s vacant-eyed stare?  I humbly submit that any idiot off the street would’ve been better.  And as for trying to do Funny or Die videos with it or whatever: dude, just stick to filming your Scientology ceremonies.  Those are hilarious!


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