Ha, just kidding of course. The real 4 Fast 4 Furious poster is below, though I still like my version better. Also, what’s up with Jordana Brewster? Does she play a zombie?
"MICHELLE-ROD WILL ALSO BITE YOUR VAGINA"
Jordana’s the only one not looking directly at me. The other three clearly want me to suck their cock.
Jesus Christ it’s a lion get in the U-Haul.
Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfuss are terrified of the banner pic!
Lions and Wiggers and Cars – Oh My!
Even if she is dead, i’d still bang Jordana.
banner caption: “Does my breath smell like tuna? *HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
She just might be a vampire. Is it me or does this chick NOT age?
Mich has clearly taken a shifter in the wrong hole.
OH WHA AH AH AH!
Oh, I get it. The movie’s name is ‘Fast and Furious’ so they put something fast and something furious on the poster. Brilliant!
They should make the car a little angrier though.
Holy crap! She has a mouthfull of vagina dentata.
In this movie she plays a verbally abusive telemarketer.
Vin Diesel reminds Him of that one movie: “Every Which Way: Butt Loose”!
An expensive blower and some chrome thing bolted onto a car.
That poor lion has no clue how much Michelle loves a big pussy.
Drum-PULL FORWARD TO THE SECOND WINDOW!!!
Her mouth looks dangerous, I think I’ll just stick it in her tailpipe.
Pictured: Michelle Williams tops Ogre in the belching contest.
Look at the size of that blower.
“New Model, Original Parts” should be the tagline for a Frankenstein movie.
LOOK AT MY UVULA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunnuva bitch! I just wasted a good joke at Turden.
Empty Jenkem Balloon :(
Ahh, this franchise has always amused me
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