Car wheelies are the money shots of car porn
Grease up your gearshift, sailor, because I’ve got a brand new 4 Fast 4 Furious clip after the jump. This one focuses mainly on… uh… the GPS system? Seriously, this sh-t is weird. I’d be all for a stupid movie about cars and car racing, but this isn’t even well made. 70% of this clip is made up of shots of Vin Diesel and Paul Walker looking constipated or closeups of their feet pressing the pedals or their hands shifting. So exciting! And the one crash they do show looks like it was filmed at about 10 miles per hour. Reached for comment, director Justin Lin said, “Don’t screech the tires! I have to take those back to Costco later!”
I want more like this!
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