This is a commercial Michael Bay made for Commonwealth Bank across the pond. Er, underneath the pond (whatever you call Australia). It ponders the question, “What if Michael Bay made a commercial for Commonwealth Bank?” It’s not bad. Overall, I like Bay a lot more as the star of commercials than as a movie director. They should do this with all crappy directors.
- Manny Shymalan: “You didn’t like it? You probably just didn’t understand it. It’s unfortunate, but only a few people in the entire world could ever hope to fathom the concept I was going for.”
- Uwe Boll: “At least eet’s betta zen za commercials of Eli Roth, wot make za same fockink commercials every fockink time.”
- Seltzer-Friedberg: *laughing* “Get it? It’s Paris Hilton getting hit by a dumptruck. Amazing, right?”
- George Lucas: “No, see, the family of groundhogs was just happy to see someone going to Commonwealth Bank. My friend Stevie liked it. He’s 11.”