By: 03.02.09  •  25 Comments

“Yessir, I got the I’m-gone-rape-a-white-girl bluuues…”

No word on how he plans to squeeze it in between his nine Marvel movies, but Sam Jackson has signed on for the awesomely titled Rape: A Love Story (which sounds funnier if you read it without the colon).  Settle down, pervs, it’s a Joyce Carol Oates novel.  But who will play the rapee?  Go ahead, I’ll give you one guess…

“The movie will tell the story of Teena MacGuire (Maria Bello), a young mother who is brutally gang-raped and left for dead, in an attack witnessed by her 12 year-old daughter (Abigail Breslin).  Jackson will play a cop who, appalled by Teena’s plight and a legal miscarriage of justice, takes the law into his own hands in an attempt to punish her attackers.” [Empire]

“They told me it was going to be tasteful,” MacGuire moaned.

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