Friday Free For All is that time of the week when I post videos that may or may not be timely, newsworthy, or relevant. Because only your mom works hard on Friday. Send your tips to email@example.com.
In today’s Friday Free for All clip, this dude who looks like he has a butthole on his forehead makes the kids wear signs that say “tool” over their crotch and explains that “life without Jesus is like a doughnut, because there’s a hole in the middle of your heart.” Important lessons, sure, but be careful where you watch it, the girl in the overalls is a real looker. I mean, I think it’s a girl.