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"SEE MIKE TYSON SING PHIL COLLINS"
Not really. Just make jokes about him and he will find you, kill you & rape your personal belongings.
Phew, it’s a good thing I added that ‘Crazy Mother Fucker Raping My Possessions’ rider on my homeowners insurance.
He thought the line in the chorus was “coming in your hair tonight.”
I quit. Nothing trumps mailbox rape. Shut the blog down and let it cool off, Vince.
You’ll be glad you have it when the time comes, Stoney. You’ll be able to buy new stuff instead of having to deal with cleaning the house rapist semen out of everything you own.
Mike Tyson strongly disagrees with You Can’t Hurry Love.
Somewhere Don King has a Faberge Egg chock full o’ Tyson spooge.
Is spreckles your favorite fifi?
Everyone is an “Easy Lover” as far as he’s concerned. That includes your Thanksgiving dinner and your boat.
o/` I thee yaw troooooo colorth, thighnin’ thru / I thee yaw troooooo colorth, thath why I puuuunched you! o/`
Better watch your mouth or you’ll find yourself in a Land of Contusions.
Mike Tyson’s favorite buffet is Chuck e Cheese.
Somehow Don King will take the credit for this.
followed by Kindercare.
You know my favortie candy is also my favorite abusive husbands; Mike ‘n’ Ikes
He said “I’ll eat your asshole alive“.
<— hates Mike ‘n’ Ikes, ♥’s peanut m&m’s. (m)
Mike Tyson has to take a Zoloft just to take a Zoloft.
“I’ll Fuck You Till You Love Me Faggot” was the theme of my senior prom.
Crap, I can’t quite make out what your avatar is, but somehow it relieves me that there is a 64×64 limit pic size.
<== That’s a chick with peanut butter smeared all over her face trying to catch a flying hot dog.
Is spreckles your butt plug?
Just how far away is the black guy with the newspaper in the middle of the banner pic?
If Phil Collins isn’t found dead in the desert at the end of this then what is the point of this movie?
I went to a bachelor party that had a bulemic stripper. The cake jumped out of her!
What’s with the tiny black guy tearing up newspapers sitting next to a red velvet cock sculpture wearing a WWI aviator’s helmet and goggles about to enter a half open red mouth in a white oval in the background?
Ask Stone Soup, he’s sitting on the piano.
Mike’s favorite Genesis song is Abacab.
It’s easy to say AND spell.
That picture isn’t nearly as sexy as I thought it was going to be Crappy.
I’m not saying I won’t jerk it to it later, it just may take an extra few seconds.
Look at her ears. She’s part basset hound.
Shit. You just ruined it for m….eeeeeeeee!
Is Spreckles the suction vent in your neighbors jacuzzi bath?
No, I shant
I fucking love Mike Tyson. I just hope he doesn’t love me.
To Crappy’s avatar: 1 girl, 1 brat?
…But Seriously, those ears would make great love handles.
Fucking that chick would be like having sex with a female Alfred E. Neuman. In other words, My dream cum true (Ha! I’m so clever).
She not only brat it, she brat it first.
She got those ears by being Tyson’s little pony.
If Mike Tyson came in the air it would instantly turn to Snow (Alickyaboomboomdown).
Shit! Is everybody off loving Tyson? I thought I had dibs.
I’d rather see Mike Tyson do Phil Collins. And when I say “do”, I mean buttfuck.
Hey girl, let’s knit bowties and get skullfucked. Haha, I love you, Spreckles.
Vince: this guy ^ is destroying your site. All 4 versions of him.
wow so this ^ must be why i only read comments and never comment because everyone here is so elitist. also there is just one version of me and i’m not a guy or a him. (or a shim)
If there is only one of you then you are 1/4 as unfunny as I originally thought you weren’t.
If you originally thought I wasn’t unfunny, and I am now 1/4 as unfunny, you now think me 1/4 as unfunny as you didn’t think I was. Also since you didn’t think I was unfunny then you thought I was funny, but now I am funnier to the 4th power since I am 1/4 as unfunny.
Gotta hate double negatives.
Okay, maybe I was wrong about you. Guess that in all the chaos, what with the massive durst storm and all, I must have gotten confused. All of the comments are awesome. I’m getting the fuck out of here now.
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