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By / 06.05.09

Well, that “natural causes” business was sure fun while it lasted, wasn’t it?  Turns out by “natural causes” they meant “in the act of masturbating.”  Natural as anything, I guess.  You’d be way more likely to catch me jacking off than having a stroke or a gay ass heart attack, so there you go.

The body of American actor David Carradine, best known for the 1970s TV series “Kung Fu,” was found in a hotel room closet with a rope tied to his neck and genitals, and his death may have been caused by accidental suffocation, Thai police said Friday.

Police Lt. Gen. Worapong Chewprecha told reporters that Carradine was found with a rope tied around his genitals and another rope around his neck.

“The two ropes were tied together,” he said. “It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure.” [AP Bangkok]

…Yeah, I’m gonna go with accidental.  I doubt he was committing suicide and thought, “Okay, lemme just finish writing this note, then I’ll get naked and tie a rope around my cock and we’ll be good to go.”  I guess it’s for the best.  I mean, if you’re gonna go, it might as well be by autoerotic asphyxiating accident in Thailand.  Cancer is for housewives and middle managers.

(image via @loljocks_grimey)


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