Friday Free For All is that time of the week when I post videos that may or may not be timely, newsworthy, or relevant. Because only d-lickers and c-faces work hard on Fridays. Send your tips to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Today’s Friday Free for All video comes from China, where this two-year-old has learned to light his own cigarettes. It’s quite impressive. I know they say you shouldn’t let your kids smoke because it stunts their growth or some crap, but look how cool he is! Health problems are a small price to pay for looking that cool. Plus he’s sitting on a motorcycle? This kid’s definitely going to steal your girlfriend. I know, I know, there’ll probably be lots of outraged readers out there who demand to know what kind of parents would let their two-year-old smoke, but settle down, they say they only let him smoke if he finishes all his lead.
I want more like this!
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