(“Hurrr, we got stoned and went sunglass shopping.”)
I have a hard time believing that there’s any truth to this, especially considering it comes from an Australian tabloid I’ve never heard of. But according to New Weekly, Krapstew (Twilight stars Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattison) may be expecting a child.
The actress, who discovered she could be expecting last week, was so worried someone would discover her secret she sent a close pal to buy a pregnancy test kit. The couple, who haven’t even gone public with their romance yet, are now facing the toughest challenge to their relationship as they struggle with the news they could be parents.
Kristen first started to suspect she might be expecting when she realized she hadn’t had her period.
“When she worked out she was late, she obviously started to thinking that she could be pregnant” says a pal. “And because of the timing, she thinks Rob could be the father.”
Uh oh, you know what this means: Your old Bella Womb is obsolete! Ooh, it could become a collector’s item. Heck, that could be the title of the next Twilight book – New Womb. New wooooomb/you sloughed your lining alooooone/without a sperm in your cavityyyy… Okay, I’ll stop now.