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AUTO-TUNE THE NEWS #8 (FEAT. T-PAIN)

QUALITY, THY NAME IS FOX

By / 09.03.09

In these lean economic times, movie studios are sticking with safe bets on proven earners, earners like Big Momma’s House, which grossed $174 million worldwide plus $138 million for Big Momma’s House 2.
*slowly takes a sip of coffee*
*spits coffee on screen*

ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?  THE BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE FRANCHISE MADE $311 MILLION?!  Okay.  Sorry.  That’s out of my system now.  Anyway, Fox hired a writer for Big Momma’s House 3 and you know she’s good because she wrote a movie where The Rock plays The Tooth Fairy. *air guitar*

Fox may be ready for more Momma as the studio has tapped Randi Mayem Singer (“The Tooth Fairy”) to pen “Big Momma’s House 3.”  Logline’s under wraps for the second sequel, with New Regency and David Friendly attached to repeat their producing duties from the first two pics. [Variety]

It’s good to hear that the plot is a closely-guarded secret.  There’s nothing worse and going to see Big Momma’s House 3 and having some a-hole ruin the twist ending.  SPOILER ALERT: Rosebud is Martin Lawrence in a f’cking fat suit.


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