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BRETT RATNER SAYS HE SEXED A CRIPPLE

By / 09.28.09

Rush Hour/X3 director Brett Ratner for the most part is a boring kissass (sample Tweet: “@MorganePolanski i love u more than Miley!!!!!!!”) who makes crappy movies.  But occasionally he’ll say pop up to say something ridiculous, like how he got his first BJ from a trannie, or more recently, that he lost his virginity to a paraplegic.

“When I sent the original script [for his segment of New York, I Love You] , which is autobiographical, the producers would not let me film it because, in the original ending, she (the girl) is a cripple, and they have sex as she’s hanging from a tree in Central Park.  Everyone was freaking out over my short, so I changed it to where she wasn’t a cripple, but an actress pretending to be a cripple.”

In the disturbing scene, the girl, played by Olivia Thirlby, insists Ratner’s character (Yelchin) makes love to her, while she is suspended from a tree.   [DailyExpress]

Brett Ratner also wrote a script about Hitler, but later had to change it to where it’d just be an actor pretending to be Hitler when he found out that the real Hitler was dead.

To sum up, Brett Ratner’s film is based on an old joke, but he decided to tell everyone it was autobiographical so they’d think he was cool.  Because in his mind, getting blowjobs from dudes and having sex with paraplegics is better than eating burritos and watching the Disney Channel.  He might even play a little Xbox today, if he has the energy.  You know, if we get that far.


TAGSANTON YELCHINbrett ratnerOLIVIA THIRLBY

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