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9.17 The Cooler

DAILY CIRCLE JERK: SWAYZE ROLLER SKATE ED.

By / 09.17.09

Here’s a clip from Patrick Swayze’s first movie, Skatetown U.S.A., a roller-disco movie, in which he plays the awesomely porny-sounding “Ace Johnson.”  This was back when roller disco was still cool, mind you.  I mean, I assume it was.  It looks pretty queer to me.  *tucks in sequined shirt*

YOUR DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

  • Vitor Belfort is pumped for his comeback and says he’s going to eat babies and drink your pee.  I think.  I dunno, I couldn’t really understand him, to be honest. |Recall|
  • Dungeons and Dragons has soda flavors.  And no, none of them are “nerd”.  |ToplessRobot|
  • Check out Vice Magazine’s new Film Issue. Or don’t.  Whatever man, it’s your funeral.  |Vice|
  • The 23 greatest Michael Jordan commercials of all time. Get it?  Because he was number 23?  Whatever, bro.  What do you know. |HailMaryJane|
  • New Black Dynamite promo from Fight Smack in the Orphanage.  |SmokingSection|
  • The 12 Geekiest eBay sales. |ScreenJunkies|
  • Does Kanye West have Asperger’s?  Probably, I hear he likes eating ass burgers.  And putting fishsticks in his mouth.  |HolyTaco|
  • Review of a video game with Eliza Dushku in it.  |G4|

Thanks to Mason for the tip


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