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By 10.29.09


(Yeah, you gettin’ laid tonight, playa.”)

13-year-old Little Miss Sunshine star Abigail Breslin is set to play Helen Keller on Broadway next year.  She’ll star in the revival of William Gibson’s play The Miracle Worker, a title sure to sound ironic to its subject if she were indeed able to recognize sounds.

“I am so honored,” the 13-year-old Breslin said in an interview. “It’s like the biggest thing in the world. … I have read the biography of Helen Keller. So I’ve always known the story, and it’s always been something I wanted to play.

“The Miracle Worker” was about three women — Helen, Annie Sullivan, the determined instructor who teaches the deaf and blind Helen how to communicate, and Helen’s mother (a role still be to cast), a woman who insisted against her husband’s advice of reaching out to this young teacher for her daughter. [THR]

Meanwhile, FilmDrunk was able to obtain an exclusive transcript of Breslin’s first big song and dance number in the show:

Unnng unnng gunnghh ungggh guuuuuun-guuungggh
Nunununggghhh gunngg inger ung gerrrrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrrrrrr eeeeeee ungunghhhh unngghh unnnghhh errrrrrr

Innk nnninnnk unngh slurp
Nnninnngg innnk ninngggh numm nerrrr
gmphurph urmph inklmmmumm muuurph
phurph phurph urmph urmph gerrrrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr urmphh errrff nerrrff inghlemmm nurph

Paaaarrrmmph aaaaaruuummph aaaarrrrr gim spluuuuurgh
Spluuuurgh aaaarrruuumph phurph unk huurrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrrrrrr eeeeeee ungunghhhh unngghh unnnghhh errrrrrr

Unnng unnng gunnghh ungggh guuuuuun-guuungggh
Nunununggghhh gunngg inger ung gerrrrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrrrrrr eeeeeee ungunghhhh unngghh unnnghhh errrrrrr

(Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrrrrrr eeeeeee ungunghhhh unngghh unnnghhh errrrrrr)

[*Coda]

Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrrrrrr eeeeeee ungunghhhh unngghh unnnghhh errrrrrr

[Key change]

Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrr
Mmmmphh mmmphhh ingleunngh urrrrrrrr eeeeeee ungunghhhh unngghh unnnghhh errrrrrr

[Repeat till fade out]


TAGSAbigail BreslinBroadwayHELEN KELLERTHE MIRACLE WORKERTHEATER

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