What do you get when you hire Louis Leterrier (Unleashed, Transporter 2, and The Incredible Hulk) to remake Clash of the Titans as a pandering mashup of 300 and every “guy movie” made in the last five years?
- Heavy guitar riffs!
- Crab people!
- Horses on the beach!
- BODIES HITTING FLOOR!
And the tagline? TITANS. WILL. CLASH. Brilliant. I bet the marketing department went double pits to chesty when they thought up that one. Hard to tell what it’s actually about from the, but the synopsis claims it “follows Perseus (Sam Worthington) on his quest to battle Medusa and the Kraken in order to save the Princess Andromeda.” Yeah? And Prince Androgyna here thinks he’s going to save her? Pff, nice skirt, Fagamemnon. -This commentary provided by Diablo Cody.
I want more like this!
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