(INVIZIBL SUB SANDWICH)
Many critics are already calling New Moon the giant wolfyest of the Twilight franchise, but director Chris Weitz (who, incidentally, is John Huston’s grandson) recently told MovieMaker Magazine that his next project will be his last. Surprisingly, it wasn’t the banshee wail of irrational teenage girls that drove him to retirement.
As Weitz explains, his frustration with the industry has boiled over, mostly because of the studio interference that occurred during post-production on Golden Compass. “I wanted that to be my masterpiece,” admits Weitz. “Unfortunately, the edit was taken from me and whatever chance I had at that was also taken from me, which is kind of sad.”
“You know, it sounds ridiculous, but I’d really like to be a better surfer,” laughs the director. “I’d like to learn to speak Spanish fluently; I’d like to travel around, live in Italy; I’d like to learn kung fu… It’s nice to make movies, but it’s also really hard.” [via FilmSchoolRejects]
What? You’re on top of the world and now you want to quit? That doesn’t sound like the Chris Weitz I know. Wait a second… Surfing… kung fu… I think I see what’s going on here.
(*tears mask off Chris Weitz’s face!*):
I KNEW IT!