The new trailer for Furry Vengeance is out, everyone! Disclaimer: contains no furries. I think you’ll agree that this is truly the culmination of a fine career.
"BRENDAN FRASER: A CAREER IN PICTURES"
When a girl says you have an “expressive” face, it means you’re ugly.
The DSM-IV in flip book form. He should be so proud.
Why is Brenda Fraser’s Dungeons & Dragons offense so terrible? Because Brooke Shields!!
Well, if that last Mummy movie is any indication…
[Stumbles into room dressed as Santa and stinking of rum]
Fraser?! Don hardly… know…
[passes out, hits head on corner of coffee table, dies, kids scream and are tramatized for life]
brenda should use psionics, marty, clearly…much better chance of scoring a hit
Someday I’m going to open a coffee shop and call it “Brew-kakke”.
The double raccoon facepalm is the new dog facepalm.
Screaming rodent was awesome too.
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