The Kids Choice Awards happened over the weekend, and in addition to a bunch of celebrities getting “slimed”, a new spot for Iron Man 2 premiered. It’s mostly footage you’ve already scene, and of the new stuff, I suppose the most eventful thing to happen is ScarJo as Black Widow speaking for the first time. It’s, uh… pretty much what you’d expect, assuming you’ve heard Scarlett Johansson speak before (isn’t she supposed to sound… Russian?). In any case, I kind of prefer it when she doesn’t speak. I also don’t like the idea of important stuff happening during the Kids Choice Awards. When I have kids, they’re only getting one choice, and that’s shutting the hell up.