Making fun of Valentine’s Day is kind of like slap-boxing a retarded kid — fun and should be done as much as possible. With that in mind, here’s the latest from Landline TV, St. Patrick’s Day: The Movie. It’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect from that concept, plus girls peeing and puking. And no, that’s not a euphemism for Ashton Kutcher. It is however, the title of one of my experimental films. It’s literal, yet also a metaphor.