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10 lines the Big Lebowski porno parody should include

By / 04.05.10

God knows how it took them this long, but the important thing is that there now exists a porn parody of The Big Lebowski.  From director Lee Roy Myers, of such previous porn parodies as Seinfeld, Friends, and Who’s the Boss, and stars Peter O’Tool and Kimberly Kane, comes The Big Lebowski, A XXX Parody.  I imagine it will be full of white Russians, but for my tastes, probably not enough eight year olds, dude.  *slide whistle*

In any case, here are just a few of the lines this film should include:

  1. “Give us the fockeen, Lebowski!”
  2. “I’ll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars.  Brandt can watch.”
  3. “Her carpet really tied the room together, man.”
  4. “I’ll stick my c*ck up jour ass and pull the trigger till it goes click.”
  5. “When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of ‘em, and beat him off!”
  6. “Let’s get one thing clear: I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like jerking you off, jerk-off.”
  7. “This is what happens, Larry!  When you f*ck, a stranger in the ass!”  *f-cks stranger in the ass*
  8. “They say my work is very vaginal.  The vagina itself makes some men uncomfortable.”  *shows vagina*
  9. “What the f*ck is this?” *pulls out string of anal beads* “Obviously you’re not a golfer.”
  10. “Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I’m the one who shaved my rug.”

I expect some better ones from you.

[TMZ]


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