Little Fockers opens at Christmas time and promises to be the most hilarious comedy threequel since Austin Powers: Goldmember. Last night they released the first trailer. Here are the jokes it includes, in chronological order:
- “I can’t wait to see those little Fockers,” says Greg Focker’s mother in law, incorporating the title of the movie in the most realistic manner.
- Ben Stiller tries to carve the turkey, but he’s not good at manly things because he’s a male nurse, so he cuts himself and squirts blood all over his wife like a bukkake film I once saw. Haha, blood squirting from a wound. Classic.
- “I’m watching you,” (*eye point*) Haha, remember that joke? It was really funny, they should repeat it a few more times.
- Deniro eats all of Ben Stiller’s Viagra, so Ben Stiller has to stab him in the d*ck.
- Kid sees Deniro getting his d*ck stabbed, screams like Macauley Culkin.
Phew, my sides! It’s a good thing these broad Hollywood comedies are still doing somebody-accidentally-took-the-wrong-pills jokes, if you ask me, it doesn’t get any better than that. I just hope this doesn’t interfere with his important business meeting with the Japanese! I smell hijinks!
[Also available in HD at Apple]