A friend recently sent over this film clip from Nigeria. I clicked on it, expecting another charming, low-budget romp in the vein of Chicken Madness. What I got was legitimately terrifying (save for the charming low-budgetness). Apparently, in West Africa there’s a crazy lady named Helen Ukpabio who’s very influential, and makes films to convince people of the existence of child witches. So basically, an African, not-gay version of Kirk Cameron. Also, there’s this:
Ukpabio has published her views in several books. An example is ‘Unveiling The Mysteries of Witchcraft’, in which she states that, “If a child under the age of two screams in the night, cries and is always feverish with deteriorating health he or she is a servant of Satan.”
A fact not mentioned in the book is that these symptoms are common in young children, especially in areas like Nigeria with poor health and high levels of malaria.
Mala-who? I dunno, dude, I saw the movie, I’m pretty sure it was witches.