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The Breakfast Club Porn Parody

By / 06.17.10

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At long last, New Sensations, the company that brought you, uh, all those other porn parodies, is bringing you The Breakfast Club XXX.   I’m a little surprised it took them this long to get to the Breakfast Club, considering they already parodied the decidedly less sexy Golden Girls and Curb Your Enthusiasm.  If they do one about Al Gore banging Larry David’s wife, I might have to join the Lose Your Breakfast Club (*gets sprayed in the face with seltzer*).  Nonetheless, Faye Reagan was born to play Molly Ringwald in a porn parody.  Uh, I mean, who’s Faye Reagan?  Never heard of her. (*cough*) PUFFY NIPPLES! (*cough, cough*).  Hey! Who’s ready for a “pretty in pink” entendre?

When five College students are forced to spend their Saturday in detention, they think that it is going to be, like, a total bummer. But instead it turns out to be a total F*ckfest!

THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A XXX PARODY gives viewers the Sucking & F*cking that was sorely lacking from the iconic film! From the school’s star athlete putting the winning moves on the Sexy & quirky Loner, to the Renegade getting Pretty deep in Pink when he finally hooks up with the Popular Girl, to the class Geek popping cherries in his “totally-not-fake” memory of Niagara Falls!  Starring Faye Reagan, Andy San Dimas, Samantha Ryan, Syren Sexton, Brooke Van Bouren, Tessa Taylor, Breanne Benson, Levi Cash, Sonny Hicks, and Chad Alva.

“Andy San Dimas” might be the best porn name I’ve ever heard. (Andy San Dimas high school football rules!).  Additionally, random capitalization and use of ampersands aside, that is the best-spelled, most grammatically correct porn synopsis I’ve seen.

Is it just me, or is Faye Reagan actually kind of a good actress?  At least as good as Megan Fox.


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