Wow, a Seltzer-Friedberg joint wasn’t good? Who knew, huh? I like how you can’t show a nipple on TV, yet Fox continues to distribute these guys’ movies without fear of a boycott. I’d rather support Al-Qaeda.
“This instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless.” -Variety
“It’s the sort of movie where “finger food” is offered at a party. And it’s fingers. Haw.” -OrlandoSentinel
“…another drearily pointless parody.” -The Star
“Adequacy remains out of their grasp, and mediocrity might just be an impossible goal.” -Onion A/V Club
“Dave Foley keeps his streak alive – he’s appeared in every crappy movie of the 21st century for at least two minutes.” -San Francisco Chronicle
“A flick that wouldn’t recognize funny if it came up and sank both of its fangs into its uninspired neck.” -WashingtonPost
“Aside from the difficulty of spoofing a saga that has always been winkingly aware of its own angsty excesses, there is the inadvisability of angering a tweeniverse whose emotional investment in the originals borders on pathological.”
…Wait, what? Aw, god dammit, New York Times. This is why we never invite you anywhere.