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By / 08.19.10

Wow, a Seltzer-Friedberg joint wasn’t good?  Who knew, huh?  I like how you can’t show a nipple on TV, yet Fox continues to distribute these guys’ movies without fear of a boycott.  I’d rather support Al-Qaeda.


“This instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless.” -Variety

“It’s the sort of movie where “finger food” is offered at a party. And it’s fingers. Haw.” -OrlandoSentinel

“…another drearily pointless parody.” -The Star

“Adequacy remains out of their grasp, and mediocrity might just be an impossible goal.” -Onion A/V Club

“Dave Foley keeps his streak alive – he’s appeared in every crappy movie of the 21st century for at least two minutes.” -San Francisco Chronicle

“A flick that wouldn’t recognize funny if it came up and sank both of its fangs into its uninspired neck.” -WashingtonPost

“Aside from the difficulty of spoofing a saga that has always been winkingly aware of its own angsty excesses, there is the inadvisability of angering a tweeniverse whose emotional investment in the originals borders on pathological.”

…Wait, what?  Aw, god dammit, New York Times.  This is why we never invite you anywhere.


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