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By / 09.15.10

Considering there’s been a shot of Kevin James looking like a regular Tommy Tapout at just about every UFC event in recent memory, it’s not surprising that he’s doing an MMA-themed movie.  The film doesn’t yet have a title yet, but might I suggest “Round and Pound?”  Ouch.  It hurt me on the inside to type that.  (*sprawl and bawl*).  Wait, he also plays a teacher?  “The Dean of Mean”, maybe?  (*hangs self with Nick Ring’s loose knee ligamenttth*)

Catch me in a rear-naked sadness bar, Deadline:

The script will be written by Allan Loeb (21, The Switch, Just Go With It, the Al Qaeda tapes*) and Kevin is producing with Todd Garner.

James is attached to play a physics teacher whose school faces drastic cutbacks. In an attempt to save his best friend’s job and the music program his students love, he moonlights in the octagon as a mixed martial arts fighter, ultimately leading to brawling in the UFC. [Deadline]

MMA saves the rec center… AGAIN!  How long did it take to come up with this concept?  Five, six minutes?  Look, I don’t expect you to have seen an Allan Loeb movie or be a die-hard MMA fan like me, but having suffered through both 21 and The Switch and heard the pitches for Loeb’s next few movies, believe me when I say that Allan Loeb and Kevin James teaming up for an MMA movie is like being in the middle of a nice dinner when a hobo comes in and de-lices his ball hair with my fork.  If there isn’t a scene where Kevin James cries because the schoolkids hide his pie while he’s cutting weight, I will drink Lyoto Machida’s pee**.

"Word up, I'm sponsored by Kangol and ho-hos"


*I suspect

**I’m kidding. (Just in case Kevin James’ friend Rampage sees this and decides to take me up on the offer)


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