You just know it’s going to be a good day when it starts with Parry Gripp singing about a baby monkey riding on a pig. …There’s an incredibly racist joke to be made in there, and I’m not touching it. I love you, Parry Gripp.
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- Listen to our latest Frotcast, in which we discuss Kevin James’ MMA movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cro-Cop, and bemoan the disturbing rise in slam poetry. Important stuff. |Frotcast|
- So Where’d All That BP Oil Go, and Who’s Eating It? (Your mom). |Uproxx|
- If you’ve never read one of Drew’s Rex Ryan posts, make this your first and clear your schedule. |KSK|
- Delaware senatorial candidate Christine O’Donnell is against masturbation, which is why she dresses like that. Isn’t awesome how people who hope to lead others are legitimately retarded nowadays? |WarmingGlow|
- Kill Us Now: 5 Examples Of Glee Butchering Urban Music. |SmokingSection|
- Lady Gaga in Tweet off with Harry Reid. Man, politicians really need to get the f*ck off twitter. |Fark|
- WithLeather’s Punté guests on the Gunaxin show. |Gunaxin|
- The 16 most shameful politicians’ daughters. |Ranker|
- 6 pitiful movie virgins and the lessons they taught us. |Clutch|
- Why Robots With Vaginas Are a Bad Idea. Whoa whoa whoa, speak for yourself, Hitler. |SmokingJacket|
- Right now on South Park Studios, you can enter their sweepstakes and win a Butters-related prize every week. |SouthParkStudios|
- 5 legitimate reasons to watch porn at work. |HolyTaco|
- High school sluts on film. |ScreenJunkies|
- Pictured: I don’t know what the hell this is, but I’m having trouble looking away. |via Jertronic|
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