So they made a fourth Fast and Furious movie, and they’re still pretending it’s not called 4 Fast 4 Furious. Whatever. All the douches you remember from the first one are back, including Michelle Rodriguez, hardcore Latina extraordinaire, and Paul Walker, attractive piece of driftwood. The plot still has to do with hijacking semi trucks, which they do at high speeds even though it seems like it’d be a lot easier to just make them pull over. Much less xxxxxtreeeeeeemmmmee, though.
Anyway, it looks like a high rocktane thrillship to adrenaline town if you’re into this sort of thing, and by that I mean if you’re a grown man who still watches pro wrestling. Personally, I liked it better when it was called Point Break, and the cars were surfboards, and Vin Diesel was Patrick Swayze.