A FILM BY, FOR, AND ABOUT DONKEY PUNCHERS

12.03.08 9 years ago 27 Comments

Run, bitch, you about to get donkey punched!

The unrated Donkey Punch trailer (after the jump) begins with some British fancy boy asking “Anyone ever heard of a Donkey Punch?” as if it were a book by Oscar Wilde or something (and maybe it is, I only read Zoobooks). From there it becomes a semi-serious movie, a sort of British Very Bad Things, about some guys who’ll do anything to cover up the death of a girl who died courageously in the line of a donkey punching. And what a shame.  Look, all I’m saying is, if a guy with a yacht can’t accidentally kill a loose female during a depraved sex act and get away with it, why even bother? I might as well just apply for welfare and go live in a tree. I mean, what’s my incentive? This is an affront to the entire capitalist system.

There’s some brief titties at the 1:00 mark, so be careful not to watch it around any tittie-hating fascists.

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