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09.03.09 43 Comments

Well this sounds like a really good movie. From Pajiba:

One of the films currently playing at FrightFest over in the UK is a movie called Human Centipede: First Sequence [from surprisingly not-Japanese writer-director Tom Six]. The plot, essentially, is this: A respected Siamese Twin surgeon [I picture him in a crisp suit with ouroboros cufflinks –Ed.] has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature.

The creature’s name?  You guessed it, Danny Masterson.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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