I’m seriously impressed with this video. Katherine Heigl? Colin Hanks? Making out? You better believe it. I didn’t even know they were on a show together. Why couldn’t have it been shot inside a volcano? Throw in some crappy YouTube editing and a song by that guy from Nickelback, and wow, whoever made this, you clearly have a direct line into my subconscious. It’s so perfectly full of things I hate, and not even the first things that I’d think of, like techno and hipsters, it’s like stuff that I hate that I forgot even existed, like soy smoothies and that cocky asshole Josh. Anyway, to whoever made this, well done, and may we never hang out.
[Thanks to Burnsy for the tip]