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08.27.07 15 Comments

The red-band trailer for Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem is now online.  AVP movies are basically pornography – I'm not watching for plot, I'm watching because I have a fetish for outrageously graphic movie gore.  Retardly, the first one was PG-13, and was basically like watching Showgirls on USA – instead of 2 hours of garbage sprinkled with 30 minutes of nudity, you get 90 minutes of boobless crap.  But judging by this trailer, it looks like someone learned their lesson.  

Kind of like in high school when Miss Landen, my voluptuous, 24-year-old English teacher, made me stay after class so she could teach me a sexy lesson about not eating paste.   

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