MATT DILLON & STEP BROTHER GUARD THE MONEY

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08.27.09 16 Comments

In Armored, director Nimrod Antal takes us into the fast stakes, high paced world of the armored car guard, which apparently operates like a fraternity for grown-ups, much like the fire department or the cast of Stomp.  But hold on to your girdle, grandma, because before you know it, there’s a heist plot.  In a movie about armored cars?  No effing way!  Of course, things don’t quite go according to plan, because if they did it’d be an instructional video not a movie.  Instead, the sh’t hits the fan Very Bad Things-style, and that sucks because no one likes a sh’t-covered fan, least of all MATT DILLON.  Trust me on this one, bros.

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