In Armored, director Nimrod Antal takes us into the fast stakes, high paced world of the armored car guard, which apparently operates like a fraternity for grown-ups, much like the fire department or the cast of Stomp. But hold on to your girdle, grandma, because before you know it, there’s a heist plot. In a movie about armored cars? No effing way! Of course, things don’t quite go according to plan, because if they did it’d be an instructional video not a movie. Instead, the sh’t hits the fan Very Bad Things-style, and that sucks because no one likes a sh’t-covered fan, least of all MATT DILLON. Trust me on this one, bros.