BIG DADDY CAGE IS IN A NEW TRAILER

Senior Editor
08.25.08

In Knowing, from Dark City director Alex Proyas, some kid finds a bunch of numbers written on a piece of paper inside a time capsule, and Nic Cage comes to his house and takes it from him because he’s a huge dick.  Luckily, Cage is also some kind of idiot savant and he discovers that the numbers on the paper correspond to every natural disaster for the last fifty years or some crap.  He uses the numbers to predict some future disasters, but no one takes him seriously because his forehead doesn’t move at all.  But of course he’s right, and he has to save the world from itself, hopefully by putting on a bear suit and punching the crap out of every chick he sees.

Thanks to Robo for the tip, opens March 20th.

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