BRETT RATNER TO SUCKIFY GODS OF WAR

07.25.08 9 years ago 36 Comments

Brett Ratner and his bad tranny radar are officially attached to direct an adaptation of the video game series God of War, not to be confused with War of Gods, from Tarsem Singh and the producers of 300, or God that’s retarded, what I exclaimed upon hearing news of both projects.

Ratner had long been rumored to be attached to the project, and today’s MGM press release about Robocop also included the following:

“David Self’s credits include 13 Days and Road To Perdition.  He wrote God of War for Universal, to which Brett Ratner is attached to direct, and was a writer on Universal’s Wolfman currently in production.”

Brett Ratner is a genius, and video game movies are always awesome, so I’m sure this will be great.  I mean, did you see Super Mario Brothers?  That shit was amazing.

[via /Film

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