CHRIS PINE STARS IN ALSO NOT THE ROAD

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07.24.09 6 Comments

Carriers stars Chris Pine in a role he probably took waaay before Star Trek came out.  But I guess it doesn’t look that crappy.  And I guess it’s not that much like The Road, because in this one, they’re fleeing a deadly virus.  Then again, it co-stars Piper Perabo, and she’s like the female Cam Gigandet.  Alternate title?  28 Days Later, Star Trek Came Out and I Would’ve Wiped My Ass with This Script.  I think the story is a parable about using condoms.  No thanks, Hitler.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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