'DEAR JOHN' IS THE MORMONEST MOVIE EVER

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01.06.10 24 Comments

Yahoo just released a bunch of new pictures from Dear John, and I’m finding myself slightly obsessed with this film.  Look at how earnest and wholesome it is!  It’s like a Kirk Cameron film without the conflict and threats of eternal damnation!  It’s like a Tyler Perry film without the strugglin ta make ends meet and cross dressing (and scary minorities)!  When this plays, they should hand out magic underwear in the lobby.  Or let families watch it from the comfort of their minivan.  Haha, let’s all go out for ice cream!

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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