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02.14.08 53 Comments

ComingSoon.net has this new and disturbing footage of Larry the Cable Guy introducing a clip from his latest movie, Witless Protection Program (which would be a good name for a campaign to handout condoms at the premiere).

Funny thing about idiots – they’re hilarious on reality TV but as soon as they start working from a script things just get weird.  Here I’m convinced there’s a puppeteer just off camera who’s choreographing all the movements – an evil genius trying to hypnotize an army of retarded drones.  Be careful, friends, retards are strong.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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